Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Guess the Emojis, Election Edition!





My kids play at app called Guess the Emoji, where emojis are strung together as clues for popular words or phrases.
Same concept here.
But more political.
And since I'm not an illustrator, you'll have to pretend the words are pictures.
Good luck!



1.        HAIRPIECE + TOILET + MOUTH
            Answer: Donald Trump


2.        HAMMER AND SICKLE + OLD CAR + MAD RED FACE
            Answer: Bernie Sanders


3.        PANTSUIT + WOMEN’S BATHROOM SIGN + RORSCHACH INK BLOT
            Answer: Hillary Clinton


4.        MOUNTIE + BALD EAGLE + LIGHTNING BOLT + OPENING SKY
            Answer: Ted Cruz

5.        TROPICAL ISLAND + BABY DOLPHIN + RUNNING MAN + EXIT SIGN
            Answer: Marco Rubio

6.        HAMBURGER + MOUNTIE + ZUCCHINI+ HAND + PEACH + PANTSUIT
            Answer: Chris Christie and Ted Cruz vowing to spank Hillary Clinton

7.        JUSTICE SCALES + DRONE+ BIBLE + PANTSUIT + JAILHOUSE
            Answer: Ted Cruz talking points

8.        BOXING GLOVES + HEARTS + WHITE WOMAN FACE +  BROWN MAN FACE  + EARS
            Answer: Hillary Clinton talking points

9.        DOLLAR SIGN + PIG SNOUT + BANK + FLAMES + FLYING PUPPY DOG
            Answer: Bernie Sanders’ platform

10.      SEE NO EVIL MONKEY + SALUTING WHITE HAND + WALL + TICKING TIME BOMB
            Answer: Trump rally

11.      MAN + WOMAN + BABY + BIBLE + FOOT + U.S. CONSTITUTION
            Answer: Evangelicals for Cruz


12.      HAMBURGER + HAIRPIECE + HAND + PEACH
            Answer: Trump spanking former candidate Chris Christie


 13.      BEARDED WHITE MAN FACE + ZUCCHINI + PS4 + SNOWBOARD
            Answer: Bernie Bro

14.      BIRD + FOX + TOILET + MOUTH + ZUCCHINI +FLAMENCO DANCER
            Answer: Donald Trump tweet calling Megyn Kelly a bimbo

15.      WOMEN’S BATHROOM SIGN + BUTCHER KNIFE + ZUCCHINI + FLAMENCO DANCER + FOOT + STEAMING SHIT PILE
            Answer: Gloria Steinem dissing female Sanders supporters

16.      WHITE FACE + PRIUS + STARBUCKS CUP + DUFFLE BAG + UP    ARROW
            Answer: Left wing threats to move to Canada

17.      MAD RED FACE + ZUCCHINI + NUMBER 538 + CLOTHES HANGER + BACK     ALLEY
            Answer: Two good reasons the Bros need to get over themselves

18.      ELEPHANT + FOX + DEVIL HORNS + ORANGE BABY FACE
            Answer: Trump as demonic offspring of GOP and FOX News      

19.      OLD CAR + FAT BLUNT  + FLYING PUPPY DOG
            Answer: Millennials driving to Burning Man and/or Sanders rally

20.     ELEPHANT + PARTY HAT + SCISSORS + BOOKS + SCHOOLTEACHER
            Answer: GOP education budget

21.      HAIRPIECE + KITCHEN + SOMBRERO + SPITTING MOUTH + BOWL OF FOOD
            Answer: Latino line cook at Trump fundraiser

22.     BROWN MAN FACE + CRESCENT MOON + TAXI  + SALUTING WHITE HAND
            Answer: Muslim cab driver driving past a Trump supporter

23.     ZUCCHINI + RORSCHACH INK BLOT + FLYING PUPPY DOG
            Answer: Sanders supporters who’d totally vote for Elizabeth Warren


24.     DARK GLASSES + BASEBALL BAT + BABY SEAL + CHAMPAGNE +  BIRD +  HAMMER AND SICKLE + ZUCCHINI + PANTSUIT
            Answer: Vast right wing conspiracy, retweeted by Bros

25.     EARTH + FLAMES + ZUCCHINI + POLAR BEAR + TICKING TIME BOMB
            Climate change